NSFW: Top 10 weird fanfics about music

Since the dawn of time there have been the angels and the mortals, who through the ages have grown into the rock gods and their adoring fans. From the lute-players in Ancient Rome to the shredders of the modern stage, fame has become something that goes hand-in-hand with the notoriety of sublime musical talent, and for every reknowned modern rock god, there's a host of rabbid fans, and for every grouping of groupies, there's one who combines their fandom with their literary inclinations. Here are our top 10 musical fanfictions, crossovers, shippings* and OTPs*. So follow us on this mystical journey as we count down some of the most sick and twisted fanatical fictions in the world of music.

WARNING: Some of the following material may make you feel slightly faint or overwhelmed. There's also incest, sex and gross-stuff ahead so... brace yourself.

(If you find any of the lingo confusing, there's a handy glossary of terms at the bottom.)

10. My Chemical Romance fanfic.

The internet seems to be arife with MCR fanfic. There's over 9000 stories on the website that we've linked alone, and that's not including the other places you might find this crazy stuff around the place.

“I need you to get your clothes off and fuck me,” Gerard said breathlessly, “Now.” “I don’t think I’ve ever had this much sex before in my life,” Frank muttered, throwing off his tie and, with some effort, scooping Gerard up into his arms in a bridal style, “I am going to put a baby inside of you even if it kills me, Gerard Way."

9. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus fanfic

The fact that people care about this band enough to write stories is already weird, just take one read and it'll freak you OUT.

"The studio was dark. The only light that illuminating the room was the light coming from the controls on my recording console. I was sitting in the sound room waiting to finish the last tracks for the album that was yet to be titled. I had lost track of time and it was sure to be god knows what hour in the morning. I was sitting on a leather tall back chair with arm rests and resting my head on my left hand. My eyes were getting heavier and heavier by the minute as I was sitting there watching Elias lay down the last of the back up vocals for the songs. It was only him and I in the studio right now because the rest of the guys opted to go home and get some sleep before they had a meeting with the record label tomorrow. I let them go because I didn't mind sitting here waiting with Elias to get done, and there really was no need for them to be here bored out of their minds watching him take tracks over and over again."

Let's just say it only gets worse (or better depending on how you look at it) from there.

8. Fall Out Boy Fanfic.

If you've been fantasizing about Pete Wentz and the other guys who's names no one knows, well it turns out you aren't the only one. If you want to read some steamy stories about the Boys, you have over 1300 stories to pick from. That's way more than there should be if you ask us.

7. 30 Seconds To Mars

We've all dreamt about falling into Jared Leto's eyes, but it seems that some creepy people with over-imaginative minds and access to the internet have penned some crazy stories that more-than-outdo anythin you could probably come up with.

I was going to put a little snippet of this fanfic but it's title really does sum it up perfectly: "NUDE SNOWBALL FIGHTS"

6. Slipknot fanfic

It's moments like these that I consider throwing my computer across the room and never webbing or internetting again. Ohkay so most of the fanfic is non-sexual but the fact that someone would write a fictional story about Slipknot is absolutely RIDICULOUS.

5. Aerosmith fanfic

Sooooooo it's one thing to write about young rock hunks, but it's another to pen steamy stories about weird old rockers, have you even SEEN Steven Tyler's face recently? To make things worse, the sheer quantity of stories is ridiculous, there's hundreds and hundreds of stories to read. WHY??

4. Insane Clown Posse/Harry Potter fanfic. Though the internet seems to have no moral maps this one does seem to take a steep dive off the socially acceptable GPS. Not only does it involve Insane Clown Posse, it also involves the best twins from Harry Potter getting, well... read for yourself:

“hey Fred.” “what George?” “lets go to my room.” “okay.” wink, wink. “Ron where are your brothers going?” asked harry. “i think they are going to go fuck each others brains out again.” replied Ron casually. “but…they are brothers…” said a confused Harry. “yeah I know but they are single and horny and extremely gay.” explained Ron"

3. Milex fanfic

Miles Kane and Alex Turner, otherwise known as the Last Shaddow Puppets or the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys and that dude that played guitar on 505, are Milex, one of modern rock n roll's steamiest fanfic slash couples. Here's a delightful little passage we found from a story on tumblr:

“Please, Al, stop this”

“Nooooo I want you Miles”

“You don’t, you have a girlfriend, you want her” He made an enormous effort to sound like he didn’t want that too, leaving a bit of bitterness scape by the end of the sentence.

“You’re the only thing that I have Mi, you know that” his voice became semi tonal and the words slip out his mouth in such a slow, sexy way. Miles breathed heavily, blinking.

“Al, don’t do this to me, not again”

“I won’t do anything, but you will” He pulled Miles closer, leaning his lips to his ears, and whispered “I want you to fuck me, alright? Fuck me Miles”

And he gave in to Alex again.

2. Jonas Brothers slash fanfic

The weirdest of weird are the incestuous fanfictions, and if you think there's only a handfull of people writing shit like that, you are wrong. The internet may as well be called "The home of creepy people who write fictional stories about incest between real people". Well maybe that's an overstatement but, nevertheless, this stuff is really creepy.

1. Tegan and Sara fanfic.

Okay so the Jonas Brothers stuff was gross but this is just that tiny step further. Yes they're sisters, yes they're twins and yes this is incredibly depraved and weird.

I'm going to go and hose myself down, this whole thing made me feel BEYOND WEIRD.

GLOSSARY OF TERMS*

Crossover: A fanfic about 2 different worlds, books or unrelated things that fictionally cross over (e.g. The Notebook characters have a threesome with Ezra Koenig)

Ship: to endorse a romantic relationship

Slash: to endorse the pairing of 2 males or 2 females.

OTP: One True Pairing - the couple that you believe belong together.

Article by Geneva Valek (and yes, she is very, very sorry).

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